Saw this at Reddit, where the following comment made my day:
“Is that a baby creeper? It’s really short compared to the guy. And considering that it is all in one piece, I assume it hasn’t actually blown itself up and destroyed anything yet.
“So the way I see it, this racist dick just walked up to a little kid and destroyed his sand castle, just because someone who has the same color skin as the kid did something mean to him once upon a time. And now this kid is being taught that everybody hates him for the way he looks. There’s nothing he can do to change their minds. He becomes more bitter and hateful as each day goes by.
“By the time he’s fully grown the anger has been welling up inside him for so long, that the mere sight of some guy building a house just makes him want to explode.”
Love all of this ♡
Those who use Macs and those who don’t buy overpriced computers and accessories.
The Aperture Science Lab is just full of assholes.
(Source: regalkinghiddles)
I’ll be honest… my Christmas spirit goes about as far as the bottle of Honey Jack i intend on buying myself tomorrow… otherwise… much like previous years… MEH
(Source: tantrill)
a guide to uk cities for foreign people
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manchester:
gays. you will probably get mugged.
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liverpool:
like manchester, but less gay. you will definitely get mugged.
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newcastle:
probably quite good for canadians as exists in permafrost and has never left the 90s.
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leeds:
it's a lot cheaper than london
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bradford:
leeds but awful
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nottingham:
gun death capital of the uk!
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derby:
intense rivalry with nottingham, literally no one else in the country or world gives any fucks about this.
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hull:
violently resist anyone who attempts to take you here
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leicester:
i'm not sure this is a real place
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york:
this is an illustration from the top of a christmas biscuit assortment
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birmingham:
NO.
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brighton & hove:
more gays. is only a pretend city. mild to moderate chance of mugging. contains some deeply annoying hippies. basically if san francisco was british.
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portsmouth:
there is literally nothing here.
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southampton:
exactly the same as portsmouth but smells of off milk
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bristol:
you have a 1 in 10 chance of ending up in a bbc recording. everyone sounds like a farmer or bob marley.
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cardiff:
you have a 1 in 5 chance of ending up in a bbc recording, and a 1 in 3 chance of being glassed.
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plymouth:
post apocalyptic wind tunnel full of drunk sailors pissing on depressed hookers. do not enter.
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penzance:
everyone here is from london now.
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london:
no one from london is actually from london and even breathing is expensive.
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cambridge:
windy and full of equal amounts of homeless drug addicts and public schoolboys. the junkies are nicer.
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oxford:
same number of cunts as cambridge but easier to escape from due to all-night bus to london
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edinburgh:
a goth turned into a city. basically london but slightly more scottish.
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glasgow:
it is impossible to tell whether people are angry or happy.
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aberdeen:
las vegas at the point when vegas starts crying uncontrollably
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belfast:
do not order "an irish car bomb" OR "a black and tan" here.
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wolverhampton:
really, really don't.
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norwich:
count people's fingers. mutations walk here.
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coventry:
like plymouth, bombed flat in ww2. like plymouth, failed to take the hint. like plymouth: do not alight here.
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peterborough:
you probably got off the train to Edinburgh a couple of hours too early.
He’s figured it out.
Eddie Izzard on the differences between British and American English
(Source: astrogasmic)